nayx:
when you have sex with someone ur having sex with everyone theyve EVER had sex with AND satan
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It's Nice to Meet You
If you don't laugh at yourself this life will last so much longer...
-Bonaparte
just a quickie
idk
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
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Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
(via mystolenthunder)
look son, i need to talk to you about somethin. its a dog eat dog world out there son. i guess what im trying to say is the rottweiler down the street ate Spot and stay inside until i clean up the front yard
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lelk:
And there you have it. The main cast of Cookies and Crime. A few changes and a few new characters. And it should be noted that Redusa’s (previously Ori) name was Quillystuff’s idea. And Lemony is a character loosely based on Crypticsparrow’s OC.
casually ships P.B. and Doodle
aH YES COSPLAUY
I am in love with Ginger.
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(via benedictbutts)
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
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