yummytomatoes: I don’t know if i wanna know that secret
nayx: when you have sex with someone ur having sex with everyone theyve EVER had sex with AND satan
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
familyfriendlyurl: look son, i need to talk to you about somethin. its a dog eat dog world out there son. i guess what im trying to say is the rottweiler down the street ate Spot and stay inside until i clean up the front yard
bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
ellentighs: thegrandhighbitch: when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back #mmm whatcha saaaaaaaaaay
edsheerqueer: what if u got harassed by ur poop every time u go to the bathroom like all of a sudden u hear someone swearing at u in this rly deep voice and so u look around but u finally notice its ur poop But its like a thug poop and its givin u all this crap about poopin it out so u flush him away and all ur stress and worries are gone
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roachpatrol: werewolf-bowtie: I want to pretend like I’m surprised that the BUTTHOLE PIRATES franchise was successful enough to support a trilogy but come on. BUTTHOLE PIRATES.
lnfamy: dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread